Dun, dun!!
Yeah, go ahead and jump around ladies and gents, look who’s baaaaccccckkkk~ °\(^▿^)/°
Yeah, me: gimme a P! Gimme an H! P-H! Hell yeah!
So, guess what? I’ve found an amazing escape from all those torturing schoolwork shit! Most effective way to kill stress for high school students(well, to me anyway, but maybe you could try it though).
Find yourself be amazed and blown away by the awesome Ryan Murphy Production that is….
*drum roll*
GLEE!!! ~(˘▽˘~)(~˘▽˘)~
Yeah, I thought so.
Scream to me that Glee sucks and all that crap (or maybe yell at me how epically awesome Glee is xDD).
Buuuuuttttt, to me, this is my escape, this is where I sing, I sway, I let the world dissolve away and dance to their universe where there’s only music, love, family, jerks and assholes, bitches, and gays.
I’m quite open-minded so I don’t mind the same sex couples. But seriously, no making out, thank you.
Now, let’s see… maybe I should introduce the characters and how I loathe them and yell at them in the screen(oh, how I wish to be able to jump in the screen and yell at the actor/actress).
Let me start with the character I idolize and favourited since season 2 started:
Kurt Hummel: Yes, homophobes and gays, I like Kurt freaking Hummel. Go ahead and gimme your best frown(‘coz I know my friends gave me one when I mentioned Kurt). Kurt might be gay, Kurt might look like a girl; but he’s epic, he’s fashionable, he’s brave, he’s strong, he’s kind, he’s awesome, he’s totally-awesomely multi-talented, moreover, he has AWESOME voice! Gawd, don’t make me ramble about his voice! I can’t reach his range! Imagine how insanely jealous I am of Kurt! But still, I love him so much!! There’s only one reason why girls don’t fawn over him: he’s gay(but who cares?! I freaking love him!)
Finn Hudson: Ah, yes, the douchebag jock. Still, he’s lovable enough. I almost regret liking him in season 1, turned out he changed from I’m-this-jerk-who-called-you-a-faggot into a hi-little-bro-I-love-you attitude. I love how his emotional growth is going, but still, he’s dating Quinn now and I still can’t accept that ’cause that’s just tad weird.
Blaine Anderson: Yesh, this superawesomemegasexyhot lead Warbler is like adding the spice in the show. I practically melt when he sang “Teenage Dream”. I’ve been stalking him and his fellow Warblers since he started wooing Kurt. LOL I’m head over heels with his voice. I wish I had a boyfriend like Blaine. It’ll be really, extremely, amazingly sweet to have someone singing to you like that.
Mercedes Jones: Gawd, she’s gonna be my best friend in the show. I love her voice and her diva attitude. Still, none known about her. But she’s awesome, and very, very good at being a diva. ┐(‘⌣’┐) (┌’⌣’)┌
Quinn Fabray + Sam Evans: Yeah, yeah, go ahead and sue me. These two are like so Ken and Barbie! And no credits or kudos given to Santana for breaking these adorable puppies up. Seriously, the way Sam broke up with her(and the reason) sucked. But Quinn was a jerk so it was sort of worth it.
Santana Lopez + Brittany S. Pierce: Oh, if it isn’t tweedle-fake-boobs and tweedle-dumb. Cutest best-friend-almost-girlfriend relationship EVER. Still, Santana is kind of mean and such, but heck, she’s so loyal and she understands Brittany so well. Their friendship is making me epically jealous. LOL
Artie Abrams: Besides his horrible taste at fashion and his smartass-ness, I have no freaking idea who he is. All I know he’s nice, awesome, and (no, I don’t think I want him as boyfriend type) an epic dude-friend.
Noah Puckerman + Lauren Zizes: Okay, I understand how Puck is like head over heels with her but what I don’t understand is why Puck wants to get in her pants. I mean, I can understand the Santana type of girl, but this? Cute, adorable, fluffy, freaking un-sexy. Sure, I love Zizes’ badass-ness, but the lovey-dovey stuff? I’m just gonna nod at every opinion they ask about themselves.
Tina Cohen-Chang + Mike Chang: I almost forgot about these two. Hehe. Nothing special really. The fact that they’re Asian and they’re dating. Period.
Sue Sylvester: Oh! This one’s my favourite evil character. She’s evil, she has attitude y’all! Plus, if I’m in the Cheerios, I bet I’d be her precious little cheerleader. HA-HA. -(^▿^)/ \(^▿^)-
Who’s next? Is that all?
Friend: You forgot Rachel.
Oh. The hobbit.
Can I just skip her?
No? Whaddya mean no?
“She’s still a part of Glee?” What kind of excuse is that?
Fine. I’ll put her in. (￣³￣)
Rachel Berry: According to the episodes I’ve seen, she’s been the one who makes all the background noises. Though I am impressed at her emotional growth, I still hate her for BIOTA. I’m shipping Klaine, Quam, and Finchel, but seriously, as an individual, I loathe her more than I loathe how she threw a party and got herself drunk. I’d say that’s quite pathetic.
And yeah, I think it’s all of ‘em. For you Asian gleeks(who watched STAR World or whatever), be prepared for the next episode of Glee: SEXY!! I’m freaking excited(even though I have math exam at Wednesday ~(˘▽˘~)(~˘▽˘)~ )!!!
And for you Westerners(especially you, Americans) go ahead and smile and hold your head high, for the next episode of Glee: RUMOURS!! You lucky people! I’m watching the Glee-wind y’know and I’m so insanely jealous of you American gleeks ‘coz you get to be the first to watch the dang episode!
Oh well, I guess that’s all for now. Sorry for being so hyper back in the rant and still, I did Rachel-bashing there! LOL
♪ ~PH
“They’re waiting for your return.”
